You wanna have sex with THOR? Gross, dude.
If it was between Thor and you, any day. Actually if it was between anyone and you, I still wouldn’t go there.
You know why I don’t make a huge post when someone follows me?
Because I don’t care. I wouldn’t care if you unfollowed me, I wouldn’t even notice, and I’d probably prefer it if you didn’t bother at all so I wouldn’t have to pretend to give even a slither of a damn about any of you. But if you want to tease yourselves by reading my posts and knowing that I wouldn’t touch you with a shitty barge pole, then proceed, by all means.
Perhaps I shouldn’t laugh, but it’s nice to see an old friend of mine again. One that served me loyally for a long time and although we had our sticky patches, our relationship blossomed to a wonderful climax. Unfortunately I haven’t seen them for a while, but if anyone has any suggestions for how I can get reacquainted with the old fella, you know where to find me.
You are what you eat.
That’s the most idiotic way to word that question I’ve ever seen, grow some balls and ask me properly. But you wanna know if I have a big cock? Ask half of the Lima population.
Well if I was anyone else then I would say me, but considering I’m not I guess I’d go with that bulky blonde Australian guy, Thor or something. He is fucking hot, and I’m sure that fucking him would be hot too. Why are you asking? You interested? Come off of anon and maybe we can talk.
Show Me What You Got || Blaine & Sebastian
- TAGGING → Blaine Anderson and Sebastian Smythe
- TIME FRAME → Friday 8PM
- THE LOCATION → Outside Dalton’s entrance hall
- GENERAL NOTES → Sebastian finally gets to meet the Dalton legend Blaine Anderson and takes him out for the night.
I honestly don’t know why I associate myself with anyone other than, well, myself.