Anonymous wrote:

"You're an asshole."

You are what you eat.

Anonymous wrote:

"Are you well endowed?"

That’s the most idiotic way to word that question I’ve ever seen, grow some balls and ask me properly. But you wanna know if I have a big cock? Ask half of the Lima population.

Anonymous wrote:

"If you could choose anyone to have sex with right now, who would it be?"

Well if I was anyone else then I would say me, but considering I’m not I guess I’d go with that bulky blonde Australian guy, Thor or something. He is fucking hot, and I’m sure that fucking him would be hot too. Why are you asking? You interested? Come off of anon and maybe we can talk.

tumblrbot wrote:

"WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?"

Somewhere where you aren’t annoying me.